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“Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep…he waits”

One of the most lauded kung-fu stars since Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris has become a bigger celebrity since he hung up his feet – “law and order” FYI. He’s never done anything to upset anyone apart from release a clothing line that include jeans with a flexible crothch to enable high kicks…

Now a new game for mobile by Gameloft allows you to control the all-American hero - Chuck himself. We can only assume that you’ll kick and punch our way through numerous bad guys and evil boss’s but so far there’s not much mor information available than this message on Gameloft’s web site:

1. Chuck Norris decided to make a mobile game so he can hit the bad guys with so many lefts, that they beg for a right.

2. Chuck Norris fights evil on all screens. Movie screens, television screens and now the screen of your mobile phone.

3. When it comes to making video games, fighting bad guys puts Chuck in a good mood.

Sounds like the publisher will ensure the game will have a comedic slant, but no news of a release date yet. So to fill out this post, here’s some of our favourite Chuck-ism’s;

* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

* Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

* Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

* There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

* Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

* Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

* Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

* Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

* Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

* Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

* Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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